purple

n: A color with a fluctuating but ever-present position within the Hierarchy of Tricky Hues for Men (exception: Prince and The Joker). It’s currently in first place but being closely challenged by orange.

YES!
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ABSOLUTELY NOT!

sneeze number

n : the typical number of times someone sneezes during any given fit, which is usually between one and three, but can be as annoying as five or six.




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